I just found this funny Amazon chat on another forum, made me laugh =]

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  1. Microsoft

    Microsoft Well-Known Member Legacy

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    Me:MY PACKAGE WASS FILLED WITH A BANNAN???
    Amazon:Hello and thanks for contacting Amazon chat support, my name is Ignacio and I will be helping you today with your questions
    Me:Hello whats your name?
    Amazon:Ignacio
    Patrick what is Bannan?
    Me:A BANANA
    LIKE FRUIT
    Amazon:I'm really sorry for this inconvenience with your order, I will gladly help you today
    Oh!
    This is odd, very odd!
    This is not supposed to happen at all
    Me:Yes..
    It was a gift for my son
    and then you guys send me a banana?
    Like wat?
    And the funny part is that he doesn't even like banana's
    Amazon:Yes of course, I can send you a replacement for this item and you can send back this one that is covered with banana
    Me:Well, he doesn't want to buy those items anymore as gift
    You understand me wrong btw
    The package was empty
    Only a banana was inside
    not the item's I orderd.
    Amazon:I get it know, I'm sorry for this
    In this case this may be a prank from someone
    I would request a replacement
    Me:Well, who would like to prank me from Amazon?
    Amazon:Not from Amazon
    Me:I would like to get a refund
    Amazon:Anyone else that could have access to the package
    Me:Not a replacement since I don't really trust those books anymore
    That can be a joke
    Its a pretty good joke tho but not funny that it happend to me..
    Amazon:All right, then a refund will be requested immediately
    Me:Well I want to get a amazon giftcard if that's psoible
    since my son wants to buy it
    and He's pretty mad since it was his birtday gift..
    Amazon:Unfortunately that's not an option
    Me:I would like to give him the card then.
    Please ask a higher person then..
    I got a banana in my package?
    I mean wut?
    Amazon:I'm giving you the refund Sir
    You can buy the gift card with the refund
    Me:Please connect me to a supervisor or however you call it..
    Amazon:Sure, one moment please
    Me:He might understand that this is very sirious like..
    Amazon:Yes, but as any other missing package or lost item, we just have access to a refund
    Me:I used Amazon for so long
    Amazon:I'm contacting a supervisor now
    Me:and now you guys just do this?
    It was a gift for my son
    Now he didn't get a gift for his b-day?
    And you guys don't even take the time to get me a Amazon GiftCard?
    I'v used Amazon for so long and never seen this bad side from Amazon..
    Like its a BANANA
    Amazon:Sorry for the inconvenience with this order, I will connect you immediately with our supervisor so you can get the service that you are requesting today
    Me:oke.
    A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
    You are now connected to Dana M from Amazon.com
    Dana M:Hello Patrick. My name is Dana and I'm a member of leadership here at Amazon. Please give me a moment to look over your conversation with the previous representative so I can become familiar with your issue, and I'll be with you in a moment.
    Me:Alright dana so funny, your name looks like banana. It this a inside joke or something?
    Dana M:No, I assure you that it's not. The action I can take is to issue a refund to the payment method for this order. We don't have the option to request a gift card. You can, however, purchase a Gift Card using the funds that will go back to your card.
    Me:Wauw
    So you guys first of all send me a BANANA, A BANANA I REPEAT
    Like his birtday is today
    The refund takes how long?
    3 days?
    Then I cant even give him a birtday present?
    This is VERY bad from Amazon
    Dana M:We process them immediately, however it takes the bank itself 2-3 business days to show the funds in your account.
    Me:YES BUT YOU GUYS MADE THE FAULT
    NOT ME
    BY PUTTING IN A BANANA
    I WANT MY REFUND ON A AMAZON GIFTCARD
    SEND TO MY SONS AMAZON ACCOUNT
    IV USED AMAZON FOR SO LONG
    AND YOU GUYS TREAT ME LIKE NOTHING
    SENDING ME BANANAS
    ON MY SONS BIRTDAY
    WHAT IS THIS?
    Dana M:I can issue a promotional certificate to your account for $20 good towards the purchase of future items and as apology for this mixup. We cannot request a gift card, sir. It is not a possible action. Period.
    we can refund the original card or send a replacement.
    Me:I WOULD LIKE A REPLACEMENT TO MY SONS HOUSE THEN
    Dana M:I'm sorry this happened it all, especially at such an inopportune time, however we simply cannot refund a gift card. I am however, happy to replace it to your sons house. Is his Address already on your account?
    Me:NO, I WILL ADD IT EVEN THORUGH HE LIVES IN THE UK
    Dana M:I'll have to see if this item can be shipped to the UK sir.
    Me:OKE
    IF NOT
    YOU GUYS JUST GIVE ME THAT AMAZON GIFT CARD
    SINCE I MOVED BANKS
    SO YE
    I DONT EVEN HAVE ACCES TO MY OLD BANK ACCOUNT ANYMORE
    SO THAT MONEY WOULD BE LOST
    LIKE ITS HIS BIRTDAY
    I HOPE THAT YOU ALSO PUT IN 1DAY SHIPPING
    Dana M:If it's going to the UK, it's going to take miminum a week to get there sir. It has to cross international borders as well as the atlantic. It's not going to arrive in one day. that is physically impossible.
    Me:x
    x
    THOSE 2 ORDERS
    Dana M:As far as a refund to a gift card, as I've explained multiple times, that is not a possibility. We can only refund tot eh original payment method. the bank you were will will at that point mail you a physical check if you no longer bank with them since Monday the 14th
    And at this point sir, the only option we have is to refund the original card as I will not be able to replace this to the UK.
    Me:OMG
    THIS I SSO BAD
    THEN GIVE ME PROMO BALANCE
    ALLT HE MONEY
    THIS IS BAD
    VERY BAD
    OMG
    I WILL NEVER USE AMAZON AGAIN
    IF YOU GUYS CANT HELP ME
    IV BEEN SO LONG USING AMAZOn
    AND NOW YOU GUYS JUST DO THIS=
    Dana M:Sir, I can replace this to the original address or I can refund to the original payment method. those are the two options I have available.
    Me:DUDE
    THIS IS SO WRONG
    STOP EVERYTHING
    I DONT WANT REFUND
    OR REPALCMENT
    IM GONNA SUE YOU UGYS
    GUYS
    DANA M YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME!
     
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  2. Kartikx

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    Yep. Have read it.

    The guy who made it is a complete fucken retard.
     
  3. LongDongSilver-

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    this is so Dope ;)
     
  4. Linky

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    First thing I read is the banana thing ._. great... lol
     
  5. Truculent

    Truculent Well-Known Member Retired Staff

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    aha this part made me laugh Me:Alright dana so funny, your name looks like banana. It this a inside joke or something?
     
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    Pretty funny, I'm pretty sure that this has been already posted on lsx.
     
  7. Microsoft

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    I just found this funny Amazon chat on another forum, made me laugh =]

    :P
     
  8. Illuminated

    Illuminated Banned

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    This method... its genius. $20 promo credit along with a refund whaaaaat
     
  9. Ejeww

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    wow just wow I loved the banana thing too. It just so happens her name is Dana ahh LOL.
    Thank for the laughs
     
  10. rexon1990

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    It actually seemed like it was working at the beginning :) Can someone explain what a promotional certificate is?
     
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    Me:DUDE
    THIS IS SO WRONG
    STOP EVERYTHING
    I DONT WANT REFUND
    OR REPALCMENT
    IM GONNA SUE YOU UGYS
    GUYS
    DANA M YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME!
    This guy is just retard, he knew they were both women still said "Dude" and "Guys".....
     
  12. Microsoft

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    Guys was probably ment as in Company :P
     

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