Joke #1

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A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door.
The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, "Yes, I am."
The officer then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. The man answers, "Sure, hold on a second."
The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."
The man says, "I know, but she has a good personality."